That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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