The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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