So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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