I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
