that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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