we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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