Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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