READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Michael Bay diarrhea
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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