WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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