Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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