quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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