Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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