so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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