Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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