im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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