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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.

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That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling

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(724): I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo. (724): That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling http://tfl.nu/z57r

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(678): View more from Georgia

Please, let me fuck your mom

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(678): Please, let me fuck your mom http://tfl.nu/1wga

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(650): View more from California

we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA

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(650): we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA http://tfl.nu/902z

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(530): View more from California

When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.

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(530): When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children. http://tfl.nu/7iz1

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(765): View more from Indiana

I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.

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(765): I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings. http://tfl.nu/mgul

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(614): View more from Ohio

she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style

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(614): she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style http://tfl.nu/squ6

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.

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(724): Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose. http://tfl.nu/bo74

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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.

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And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.

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(818): Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas. (818): And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you. http://tfl.nu/hyux

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(701): View more from North Dakota

ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO

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(701): ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO http://tfl.nu/t2mi

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(708): View more from Illinois

what are we doing this weekend?

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I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.

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(708): what are we doing this weekend? (1-708): I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store. http://tfl.nu/uvwp

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(231): View more from Michigan

Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together

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(231): Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together http://tfl.nu/n1xx

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Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.

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(970): Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms. http://tfl.nu/abxe

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(425): View more from Washington

I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you

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(425): I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you http://tfl.nu/h4jv

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(561): View more from Florida

am i new drunk or am i still drunk

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(561): am i new drunk or am i still drunk http://tfl.nu/zvnj

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(973): View more from New Jersey

So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.

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(973): So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door. http://tfl.nu/82na

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