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• (586): View more from Michigan

  you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.

  (231): View more from Michigan

  He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up

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• (585): View more from New York

  If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it

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• (713): View more from Texas

  She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now

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