if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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