I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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