do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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