im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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