I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.