Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
false alarm, still single
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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