i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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