i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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