I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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