I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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