its not stalking. its research.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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