hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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My legs feel like baby dolphins
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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