At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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