id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
you never un-have a 4some
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.