Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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