How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
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I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.