i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I'm at about main and main street
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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