I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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