Having a random hookup so left but love u
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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