Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
