I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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