so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
