for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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