No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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