apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
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