highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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