I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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