He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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