He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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