i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
