we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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