so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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