quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
