i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
This house was built for laser tag.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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