Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
two words: eviction party
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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