I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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