please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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