the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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